Hubbie: I’m boiling water. Do you want some tea?
Me: Hm.
Hubbie: Yes. No. *Drums fingers* Yes. No.
Me: Well, I didn’t sleep well last night and even though I have decaf, I want to sleep well tonight so I want the tea but I am thinking I want sleep more.
Hubbie: So no.
Me: Right.
Hubbie: You could have just said ‘no thank you’.
