A little fun!
To Trish Collins ~ thank you for the first line that led to such a fun little yarn!
A Santa costume isn’t the easiest place to hide a gun.
Especially when it’s a cheap Mrs. Santa Slut suit and some asshat decided to ship you a size too small when you needed it fast. I had no idea where I was going to find another in less than a day so I had to improvise.
I went and found a ridiculous pair of thigh high boots and fashioned a furry white topper for each. After placing a buckle on the sides, I was able to tuck the gun inside my right thigh inside the boot. It would be an evening event so the darkness would be on my side.
I was certain that the decorator Mr. Grayson McNeally had hired would keep his home muted and candle lit, soft and…
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